Home in Yorkshire
| Customer: | Do you like mince pies? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yeah |
| Customer: | You look too skinny to be someone who enjoys mince pies |
| Customer: | Are you gay? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yeah |
| Customer: | *Gasp* Can we go shopping? |
| Me: | No. |
| Customer: | Could I have a vodka and coke and a vodka and lemonade? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yeah *Prepares drinks and puts them on the bar* |
| Customer: | Which is the lemonade? |
| Me: | er, the clear one....as in the one that's not black. |
| Customer: | Thanks. |
| Child: | Mr Greenwood, can I call you Mr Forest because basically, that's what your name means isn't it? |
|---|---|
| Me: | No. |
| Customer: | How much is a single vodka and coke? |
|---|---|
| Me: | £3.90 |
| Customer: | I have a tenner, do I have enough for 2? |
Olympic Parliament. They were messing with the images on the side of Parliament when I was on my way home. Took a couple of shots on my phone. It looked really impressive, hope they do more of this!
Me & Luiz, serving at the bar during World Pride in London 2012.
My trip to Malaga
